Richard and Lochlan have some 'Daddy and Son' bonding time playing a computer game.
I wish I could say it's a wholesome, child-friendly, 'G' rated game.
It's not.
In fact, it's a game where you have to go around killing Russian terrorists.
"Daddy? Can we play Russians?" Is a common question for Lochlan, aged 3. Bless his little cotton socks.
Anyway, they were playing the other night, and Richard shoots a guard.
Lochlan is sitting there, getting all excited.
Richard shoots another guard. Well, more accurately, throws a grenade over a wall, which then goes off and kills the guard, as well as smashing windows around the guard.
"Tinkle tinkle" goes the 3 year old.
Richard rounds the corner, shoots at another guard. The guard, after being shot with a jackhammer, understandably falls down dead.
"Why is he on the ground Daddy?" Lochlan questions the sniper that is his father.
"Because he's deadski" replies Richard.
"Deadski? What's deadski Daddy?"
"Well, it's like dead, but Russian."
Yip, after a comment like that, I wouldn't mind a stiff drink or two (no pun intended).
Monday 28 May 2012
Tuesday 1 May 2012
I have to take my husband everywhere twice -
The second time is to apologise!
We were at a birthday party on Saturday for one of Lochlans preschool friends who turned 4.
Of course, there were preschool kids there (funny that), and it was actually the son of one of the teachers, so all the kids at knew each other and the mum.
There was one little girl there, she's a little darling, I would kidnap her in an instant *grumble typical male gave me two sons grumble*.
Anyway, it was at the little boys grandmothers house, and all the kids were stuffing their faces full of cake, lollies etc, and the grandmother comes out and says -
"There is a pair of underwear in the hallway"
Richard, who was standing right next to her and the mother turns around and says -
"You didn't tell me it was that kind of party!"
Men!
(BTW, I know I'm slack, I will try to get more on here when I can, but please leave comments, I love to hear what you have to say about this, and the more comments I get, I might be more motivated and post more :) )
We were at a birthday party on Saturday for one of Lochlans preschool friends who turned 4.
Of course, there were preschool kids there (funny that), and it was actually the son of one of the teachers, so all the kids at knew each other and the mum.
There was one little girl there, she's a little darling, I would kidnap her in an instant *grumble typical male gave me two sons grumble*.
Anyway, it was at the little boys grandmothers house, and all the kids were stuffing their faces full of cake, lollies etc, and the grandmother comes out and says -
"There is a pair of underwear in the hallway"
Richard, who was standing right next to her and the mother turns around and says -
"You didn't tell me it was that kind of party!"
Men!
(BTW, I know I'm slack, I will try to get more on here when I can, but please leave comments, I love to hear what you have to say about this, and the more comments I get, I might be more motivated and post more :) )
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